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Mas a desgraça não se restringia exclusivamente nas olheiras semelhantes às do José Serra nem no nariz parecido com o do Costinha. Bartira sonhava em entrar na igreja de véu e grinalda. E eu tinha que prometer pra moça que teria a honra de ser o seu homem pro restante das nossas vidas. Que apelação! Bartira acreditava… e cedia.
Bartira possuía as suas qualidades. Se nada é perfeito, nada é totalmente imperfeito também. Nem mesmo a surrada Bartira. Eu fechava os meus olhos e pensava: "É Sharon Stone e vamos lá".
Digamos assim que – tomando o devido cuidado pra não cair na vulgaridade – a Bartira era hábil pra se manifestar com a sua cavidade bucal sem necessitar fazer uso da voz. E então os defeitos de Bartira desapareciam como num passe de mágica.
A sua ínfima estatura deixava-a com a sua fenda labial bem aproximada à materialização do meu ímpeto predestinado a contribuir com a continuidade da proliferação da espécie humana no Planeta Terra. O que – diga-se de passagem – facilitava bastante as coisas.
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